Synopsis: Buy your inflate-a-friend today!
DISCLAIMER: Some Inflate-A-Friends have bi-polar disorder causing them to become very aggressive. Possible results are: arguments, fist fights, or even murder. Please be cautious with your Inflate-A-Friend. We are not responsible for any actions the dolls may take. We actually advise our consumers to keep them de-flated, locked in a steel box, and buried far, far away from civilization. However, we are greatly sorry for the poor, low-life losers who have lost their lives after the purchase of Inflate-A-Friend.